The Sh*t L*st

Brigitte Bardot lives!

Brigitte Bardot, the French former film goddess turned animal-rights activist, broke down in tears Thursday when she left a Paris courtroom after testifying at her latest trial on charges of inciting racial hatred. Bardot, 69, previously convicted of similar offences, is on trial over her book "A Scream in the Silence," an outspoken attack on gays, immigrants and the jobless which shocked France.

Another self-loathing gay man in denial? See photo.