The Sh*t L*st

Had to see it to believe it. I'd say Dennis Miller was the biggest douchebag sellout since Sonny Bono, but really I find it all kinda tragic. Felt like Woody Allen in that scene from Annie Hall where that hack comedian is going on about how he likes to tell Fifi jokes. It's that pathetic.

Remember when Dennis Miller was the Jon Stewart of SNL? Well, that's ok -- not many other people do either. On the Simpsons, they refer to it as the Dennis Miller Ratio.

Your math homework: draw a Venn diagram of the O'Reilly viewers and Dennis Miller fans. Remember to use the Dennis Miller Ratio.