The Sh*t L*st

I just got a very important recorded call from Ken Hughes ordering me, in both English and Spanish, to call him back immediately at 888-249-4134. Looked up what he's up to and found this. I was going to call back the number just to fuck with them, but I've got work to do. So I just prayed to Strawberry Jesus to send all those motherfuckers to Strawberry Hell.

(Disclaimer: there are no strawberries in Strawberry Hell.)