recent posts

Android Crapware

Oh shit: 360-474-3926 Calls Are From Mitt Romney!

Dial 360-474-3926 for assmunch

Well that was instantaneous...

3 Straight Calls from 360-474-3926

Phone Spam: 714-782-9243

Phone Spam: 253-246-8515

Phone Spam: 856-229-9062

Phone Spam: 630-995-4457

Phone Spam: 508-475-1968

archives

May 2014

May 2012

February 2012

November 2011

September 2011

August 2011

July 2011

June 2011

May 2011

March 2011

February 2011

January 2011

December 2010

November 2010

October 2010

September 2010

August 2010

July 2010

June 2010

May 2010

April 2010

March 2010

February 2010

January 2010

October 2009

September 2009

June 2009

April 2009

February 2009

January 2009

December 2008

November 2008

October 2008

September 2008

August 2008

July 2008

May 2008

March 2008

February 2008

January 2008

December 2007

November 2007

October 2007

September 2007

August 2007

July 2007

June 2007

May 2007

April 2007

March 2007

January 2007

December 2006

October 2006

September 2006

August 2006

July 2006

June 2006

May 2006

April 2006

March 2006

February 2006

January 2006

December 2005

November 2005

October 2005

September 2005

August 2005

July 2005

June 2005

May 2005

April 2005

March 2005

February 2005

January 2005

December 2004

November 2004

October 2004

September 2004

August 2004

July 2004

June 2004

May 2004

April 2004

March 2004

February 2004

January 2004

December 2003

November 2003

October 2003

September 2003

August 2003

Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Ben Blanton Beats the Spam Filter
Only to end up on the Shit List



iKarma Incorporated (OTC: IKMA) is crap and your stock is worthless. (See comment below.)

Here's some iKarma for whoever sent this: catch hepatitis.
No Bananas at Trader Joe's Yesterday
Is this the first sign of the Banana Holocaust*?

*banana holocaust
Due to global agri-industrial consolidation, most bananas now are produced on large state-sized plantations by one of two or three multinational corporations with genetic stock that has been so inbred, that the right script-kiddie worm or Marxist-peasant-script virus or natural fungus could quickly result in the global annihilation of most consumer bananas, creating a world in which organic bananas cost more than BMWs and most of us are left to eat lousy fried plantains
Monday, April 24, 2006
NSBA: 1-866-310-9661
I just got a voice-recorded phone call from John at NSBA offering me instantaneous approval on a new credit card. I've got 2 credit cards -- one I use and one I keep in my fallout shelter for use after the big one. I don't need another one so I told John to fuck off. Since he was only a voice-recording, he didn't take it personally. If you want it, you can phone him at:

1-866-310-9661 x.103

Or just call and say hello. Boiler room operators, in my experience, are always happy to have someone call just to say hello.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Google Lastgeist
What websites turn up last the most when you search Google?

Finally, an answer:

The Top 20 Domains Returned by Last Google*

115 www.somethingawful.com
65 www.fleshbot.com
64 www.sexuall.org
49 www.trushkin.net
44 www.calpundit.com
44 www.abitabouteverything.com
41 www.securityfocus.com
41 www.kernelnotes.org
41 psychologytoday.psychtests.com
39 www.nationmaster.com
39 www.mrskin.com
39 www.deluxearchive.com
38 calpundit.com
37 research.yale.edu
37 www.wild-girls-tgp.com
33 experts.about.com
32 www.ucsfhealth.org
32 adultlinkpost.com
31 www.google.fi
30 www.brainyencyclopedia.com

*out of 13,125 queries


Source: lastgoogle.blogspot.com
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
/. quotable
From "Linux Snobs: The Real Barrier to Entry":

Just remember....you were a n00b yourself once...

Speak for yourself. After my mother re-partitioned her drive and mounted the smaller one at "/womb" I was compiled from source.

-- schabot (941087)
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Videntity Card
I just signed up for an OpenID on Videntity -- which is perfectly useless here on Blogger. But an interesting concept and one I hope catches on in one form or another.
Friday, April 14, 2006
new words for heroin
Really, is there any word that can't be used as a street word for heroin?

Here are my latest contributions to the lexicon:

honky
honky tar
honky balls
helium
H-positive
ham
horse ham
hairpin
hermaphrodite
Henry Rollins
toecrack
Abraham Lincoln

For use in sentence, just substitute for "horse" in the following sentence from the Urban Dictionary:

Keith Richards did so much [horse] in his lifetime that his blood type is China White.

For example:

Keith Richards did so much honky balls in his lifetime that his blood type is China White.

Here's a longer list:

http://www.intheknowzone.com/heroin/street_names.htm
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Haven't bothered to check whether the mysterious Hot Lead calls everyone is getting is related to this. But the timing is interesting. The Slashdot Summary:

FCC Opens Flood Gates for Junk Faxes

EmagGeek writes "The FCC implemented a Report and Order on Reconsideration (R&O on Recon) that uses some of the same exemptions for junk faxes that currently exist for the Do Not Call list. The new rules specify that junk faxers can claim an Existing Business Relationship (EBR) to justify flooding you with junk faxes. Under the new rules, a junk faxer could visit your website and call that an existing business relationship. The new rules also prevent junk-fax trapping, in which someone posts their fax number on the internet, waits for junk faxes, then files suit against the faxers under the TCPA. With all of the government-sponsored selling out of The People that has been going on in the past, say, 6 or so years, one has to wonder when or even if it is going to stop."


For story and comments, click here.

Labels: ,

A Hot Lead on The Hot Lead Co.
For those of you trying to figure out why you were phone ding-dong-ditched at 1:30 in the morning, this comment just added. Kudos to the anonymous samaritan who posted this -- that's some nice sleuthing:

These F&*kers called me at 1:11 a.m. this morning.
After reading all the postings, I also Googled the company this way: "The Hot Lead Company" and found a job posting on Jobs.com and Monster.com

From Jobs.com:
Apr 3 Executive assistant / BookkeeperThe Hot Lead Company, located on the North Dallas Tollway just South of Trinity Mills is looking for a combination bookkeeper and executive assistant to the owners of the company. Most of the ...[more]

Relevant Work Experience: 2+ to 5 Years
Career Level: Experienced (Non-Manager)
Education Level: High School or equivalent
Job Type: Employee
Job Status: Full Time
Job Shift: First Shift
Salary: From 24,000.00 to 32,000.00 USD per year
My Hot Leads US-TX-Addison

From Monster:

Executive assistant / Bookkeeper

Company: My Hot Leads
Location: Addison, TX 75001
Salary/Wage: 24,000.00 - 32,000.00 USD /year
Status: Full Time, Employee
Job Category: Administrative and Support Services
Relevant Work Experience:2+ to 5 Years
Career Level: Experienced (Non-Manager)
Education Level: High School or equivalent

Job Description

The Hot Lead Company, located on the North Dallas Tollway just South of Trinity Mills is looking for a combination bookkeeper and executive assistant to the owners of the company. Most of the bookkeeping work will be with payables. Some quick books experience is need, as well as organizational skills. This is a salaried position with compensation commensurate with skill and experience. Hours will be 8:30 till 5:00 Monday through Friday. No benefits offered. This is a fast paced, high growth firm.

Contact Information
Company: My Hot Leads
Contact: Robert Horne
Email: mike@myhotleads.net

A HIGH GROWTH FIRM WITH NO BENEFITS AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A BOOKKEEPER WITH AT LEAST A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA? WHAT A SCAM!

I WOULD BE TEMPTED TO E-MAIL THIS GUY NAMED ABOVE, BUT THEN THEY'D PROBABLY PUT ME ON A SPAMMER LIST!!!

I'm in Burbank, too. If they do have an office in Glendale, I might be tempted to drive over there and check them out.


Note the email address: mike@myhotleads.net. Now my unholy hoard of cyber avengers, go forth and wreck justice!

Labels: ,

Saturday, April 08, 2006
Outrage Against Hot Lead Company Grows
More and more people are being lead to this site by the mysterious calls from:

1-818-638-8049

See: THE HOT LEAD CO (818-638-8049) for some of the comments

A few people have emailed me asking me if I have any idea who these people are or why they are doing this. The only thing that makes any sense to me is that I would be doing this in order to drive traffic to this site (where you will all click on my adwords ads thereby making me rich, rich, rich!)

Of course, the 7¢ I get from adwords would hardly cover the cost of the calls -- that's where my theory sort of breaks down.

The only other logical conclusion I can draw is that this is some kind of black ops campaign against the Hot Lead Co. A disgruntled ex-employee? There's a term for this, but I forget what it is.

Anyway, if you have any better ideas, feel free to add them in the comments here.

Labels: ,

Friday, April 07, 2006
Frum on Immigration
David Frum has a lot to answer for in this life and the next (and probably the 6 or 7 after that) for his "Axis of Evil" and "The Right Man : An Inside Account of the Bush White House" bullshit.

But he made my case against unregulated immigration on Marketplace yesterday:

Mexico holds the key to immigration woes

I don't begrudge illegal immigrants their hard work or their struggle. They are a problem -- but they're not at fault.

I also like the Mexican flag.



I think it's a lot prettier than the American flag.

But my question for the activists: if you really do have so much pride in your Mexican heritage that you want to wave that flag here in America, why aren't you trying to bring real progress and reform to Mexico itself? Making it easier for illegals to come here is a displacement strategy, in both the literal and Freudian senses of the word.

I also give Frum credit for his website:

www.davidfrum.com

Nicely understated. Conservative in the best sense of the word.
I was thinking just now:

I have a lot of relationships with people where -- one email message ends up sent to the junk box on one side or the other, we'll probably never hear from one another again.

Now how many peasants can say that?
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Evolution Stump Speech
A friend phoned yesterday to discuss some family issues. The big problem: she's an urbane, successful, progressive-thinking, college-educated young woman. The rest of her family (viz. father, mother, sister) are more-or-less Christian fundies. And lately her dad's been badgering her about going to hell. Really, they believe she's going to hell.

Anyway, dad gave her some bullshit book about being a good modern-day Christian warrior that purports to refute all the falsehoods of the modern secular world. In accordance with my own dog-whisperer value-system, I told her it was time for her to set some "rules, boundaries, and limitations." One way to do that -- don't argue about topics like evolution or global warming. Just make it clear to dad or sister or whoever that the matter is settled among people who know and you are not going to debate whether or not you "believe" in these things. It's their responsibility to lift themselves out of their willful ignorance. Don't manage the problem. End it.

So here's my evolution stump speech. I've used it a couple times. But I've only ever got as far as the first couple points before my collocuter has either changed the subject -- or started screaming so insufferably that I had to leave.

Darwin's theory of evolution does not explain the origins of life, but it explains the evolution of life over 4 billions years and it explains the origins of species, including the human species.

Popular belief in some form of creationism in America ranges in the 60-80% range. Acceptance of the theory of evolution is lower, though, unaccountably, there is some overlap between groups. Even a number of people who accept the theory and recognize the facts underpinning evolutionary biology misunderstand them. Most people would fail a basic college exam testing their knowledge of the concepts of evolution.

Among the vast majority of experts in the biological sciences and the sciences generally, evolution is accepted as the cornerstone of biology. There is considerable debate among experts regarding many of the finer details of evolution. There is no debate among experts regarding the basic concepts of biological evolution and the theory of natural selection outlined by Darwin is accepted as fact, even when applied to human beings. There are a handful of cranks and ideologues with specialized training related to biology that challenge it. There is no meaningful debate, however, about its validity and there is no evidence that falsifies Darwin's basic theory.

Evolution is supported by evidence in all the sciences, including astronomy, the fossil record, carbon-dating, and genetics. It requires no paradox or disingenuousness to reconcile whatever religious document you choose as a historical artefact with the theory of biological evolution. On the other hand, the theory of evolution is wholly incompatible with a literal interpretation of any Christian bible. Biblical literalism requires the rejection of empirical evidence and proven hypotheses in all these fields.

Evolution is also accepted by both the state and, where it matters, the business community.

President Bush himself, though he caters to the religious right in this country as much as any national politician in return for their political support, will not make a public statement unequivocally denying human evolution because he would be rightly chastised by most educated people around the world and it would embarrass him even further in the eyes of history. His position: it's a matter of choice open to debate, let's promote a dialogue.2 This is an evasion.

The president's advisor on science, John H. Marburger, stated:

"Evolution is a cornerstone of modern biology... Much of the work supported by the National Institutes of Health depends heavily on the concepts of evolution. President Bush has supported the largest increases in the NIH budget in history."1

If you support President Bush, in full or in part, because you believe that he supports your belief in the literal truth of the Bible, you should be insulted by the weasally words he uses to evade the issue. If you appreciate the established scientific validity of evolutionary theory, you should be equally insulted.

A wager: I will bet all comers $50 that President Bush will not make a public statement in the next 12 months in which he unequivocally rejects human evolution. He may express doubt. He may give wishy-washy support to the teaching of Intelligent Design. But he will not reject it outright and he will try to avoid the issue in public and on the record as much as possible.

These points, as they relate to the validity of human evolution, are debatable only if you adopt a position of willful ignorance or dishonesty.

I am not a biologist or scientist, but I do hold a college degree and read widely. If you are a biblical literalist, I will not argue stupidly on the subject with you. Before I will discuss it any further, I ask you to explore the following topics:

human blood types
hox genes
carbon dating
The Documentary Hypothesis
The Pima Paradox
John Rock's Error
Seasonale

Read up on and comprehend the implications of these topics. After that, if you wish to discuss the matter, I will be happy to talk about it with you.

1 The Chronicle of Higher Education (March 5, 2004)
2 "George W. Bush, The Last Relativist", Slate (October 31, 2000)


Feel free to comment or makes suggestions for revisions below. Stupid or ill-informed comments may be deleted as a matter of taste.
Monday, April 03, 2006
Basic Instinct 2
Someone I know who saw Basic Instinct 2 (yes, I actually know someone who say Basic Instinct 2) tells me there's no beaver shots in it at all. None. No beaver shots.

Forget internet piracy. Want to kill the film industry? Start making Sharon Stone movies without beaver shots.
Phinnish Phishing Phrom Mr. Phrank
Just got this message:



"Please observe this instruction religiously." What do you take me for, some bible-thumping American rube? Please observe this instruction religiously, Mr. Frank: take a phlying Phinnish phuck, you god-damned Pollock!
Sunday, April 02, 2006
500th Message
This is the 500th message posted to this blog. On this historic occasion, I'd simply like to note that this is the 500th message posted to this blog.