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Wednesday, April 26, 2006
No Bananas at Trader Joe's Yesterday
Is this the first sign of the Banana Holocaust*?

*banana holocaust
Due to global agri-industrial consolidation, most bananas now are produced on large state-sized plantations by one of two or three multinational corporations with genetic stock that has been so inbred, that the right script-kiddie worm or Marxist-peasant-script virus or natural fungus could quickly result in the global annihilation of most consumer bananas, creating a world in which organic bananas cost more than BMWs and most of us are left to eat lousy fried plantains