The Sh*t L*st

*banana holocaust
Due to global agri-industrial consolidation, most bananas now are produced on large state-sized plantations by one of two or three multinational corporations with genetic stock that has been so inbred, that the right script-kiddie worm or Marxist-peasant-script virus or natural fungus could quickly result in the global annihilation of most consumer bananas, creating a world in which organic bananas cost more than BMWs and most of us are left to eat lousy fried plantains