The Sh*t L*st

Siding with his business allies, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed bills Saturday that would have raised the minimum wage to $7.75 an hour and required economic impact reports before local governments approve Wal-Mart-like mega-stores.

The Republican governor also turned down legislation that would have limited drug testing of students and set a goal of holding university fee increases to no more than 8 percent a year.

How now all you stupid fucking pop-corn-snacking minimum-wage slobs who voted for Shwarzeneggar last year? I've got your vehicle-registration-fee refund right here. In Christopher Cox's retirement portfolio.

And to you burned out high school chickenheads. You may not have voted. But you saw every Terminator movie and were screaming at the rallies.

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