The Sh*t L*st

Fucking Curative Health! I'm losing $15 a quarter because the man's let the stock slip to $7, dropping me below the Ameritrade minimum balance requirement. It hasn't been this low since the Justice Dept announced they were investigating the company for Medicare fraud (the week after I bought my stock).

Here's a little incentive to the powers that be: if the stock fall below $7, you're on the list. After that, it's toilet paper for my next trip to China.