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Sunday, July 25, 2004
It looks like that cheating doper Lance Armstrong is going to win another Tour de France. Go USA!

Some people mistake my use of the phrase "cheating doper" for some kind of moral condemnation. Just the opposite. I'd be disappointed if he wasn't doping. If he was just that much superior to his competition naturally, then he'd have an even greater moral obligation to dope up. It'd be the only sporting thing to do.

Here's a longbets.org proposition: within 2 years, compelling evidence surfaces in the media showing that Lance Armstrong used performance-enhancing substances in at least one of his Tour victories. (Hint: it's a sucker's bet -- the evidence is already there.)