The Sh*t L*st

Damn, I ran into the union reps at orientation today. They had a fucking dragnet set up. It's like running into walking spam. I guess I should join the union. I just don't like the arm-twisting. I've met evangelical Christians who are less zealous and pushy. It doesn't help that they're all in my department. One mentioned that we have 100% membership -- reason enough not to join right there, I suppose. (The union gets monthly dues out of me regardless.) I'm more worried about all the mailing lists and ancillary harrassment I can expect once they have my name, phone number, and email address. And I really hope we don't go on strike in the next four years.