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Friday, September 29, 2006
Netflix or Coastal Flix?
Coastal Flix or Netflix? True, Netflix is only $5.99 a month and CoastalFlix is $5,595.00 a month. But where else are you going to find Sexual Harassment: New Perspectives, both the "Blue Collar" and "White Collar" editions?
Dorothy at 602-624-4928
I've already documented my annoyance with Dorothy at 602-624-4928. She keeps calling me (and others) and offering me fantastic mortgage rates. Usually I politely decline by hanging up on her recorded message. But today I decide to press 1 to talk to her personally and ask her to remove me from the list.

So I hit 1 on my cell phone and someone who sounds like she's about 12 and chewing gum answers the phone. I tell her I'd like to speak to Dorothy. And the little snot hangs up on me.

Dorothy. You're on this list.

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10,000 Visitor!
An anonymous visitor from Montville, New Jersey at 9:28 this morning was The Shit List's 10,000 visitor. Congratulations.
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Stop Calling Helen0270@aol.com
She just sent me the following message and would like you, whoever you are, to stop calling:


STOP STOP CALLING

OR I WILL SUE YOU

SUE YOU

SUE YOU
STOP


If you really need to talk to her, try email.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
PRIVATE BUSINESS OFFER from maxv_riebeeck
v_riebeeck@rediffmail.com (whose real email is maxv_riebeeck@hotmail.com, or vice-versa) got past the google filter. But he couldn't make it out of the shit list net.

He discovered US$ 26,500,000.00 Million (which would be $26 billion billion -- plenty to go around) and probably is just looking for a place to keep it all. He has a link to the BBC site to back him up:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

If you need to reach him:

TEL: 27-73-811-3974, FAX: 27-11-219-7228

But make him take you to dinner before you do any business with him.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
The Mystery of Lincoln Trust
I posted last month about an annoying and misrepresentative email I received from a Tony Stephens at Lincoln Trust Insurance of Boca Raton, FL. I was looking at my Google Webmaster data just now and noticed that "561-204-3130" (the phone number the Lincoln Trust rep sent me) is listed as my #2 search query click. But search on that number in Google now and this blog, mysteriously, is no longer listed among the results.

There are only 2 results. Interestingly, 1 of them is a job listing posted by Joe Goldberg, Vice President of Lincoln Trust, on jobvertise.com. Click on the link and the listing is now gone. The Google cache, however, is not. Click on that and this is what you'll find:



Yeah, great career opportunity. A tech school graduate working full-time from home. A real top-notch organization you must be running there, Joe. And why exactly was an insurance company offering to find me client referrals in the first place?

Follow up: posted a query about the mysterious disappearance on google webmaster discussion group.

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The Devil You Know
I have to give Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez credit for his speech. It was even funnier than Stephen Colbert's Press Club performance. And quoting Chomsky? (Puckered lips to fingertips.) But Bush the Devil? Please. Bush, at best, is a tool. The devil? Come on. We all know...















Saturday, September 09, 2006
ICLS.NET
What a group of douchebags. They send me a notice in the mail offering to renew my domain a 3 months early for $35/yr. This is wrong for so many reasons. What's sad is the fact that they can afford to mail me this crap tells me that it's worth their expense.

Oh, they include contact information for inquiries:

inquiries@icls.net
www.icls.net
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
602-624-4928
Another unidentified called I suspect of telemarketer douchebaggery. If you have any info, comment below.

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International Conspiracies Afoot in the Hot Lead Co Comments
Weird comments on the Hot Lead Co page lately. (Names changed to protect the identity of possibly innocent parties):

velvet mafia said...

Hi to all,

Finally we have found the BOTHERSOME WOMAN!!! Surprising !!Woman!! the principle bothersome person is a woman named <removed> from City of Far Eastern Country (she is the leader of group) !!! she has previously lived in US State. They are a team (in Far Eastern Country so-called VELVET MAFIA) to organize this boring insanity for us. The main origin has been from Far Eastern Country not from California! They have done it somehow with excellent and skillful computerized and internet facility.

Please do not ask us how could we find out it, because I if want to disclose it then it would be so harmful for someones in somehow, we also know what is the exact idea of this group to act like that. Any how it is better to be contacted them and stop them for bothering any more, her phone number in Far Eastern Country is <removed>.

2:00 AM


Hi Coolio

It's not from Far Eastern Country. You are liar and fraud,

2:28 AM


Hi Coolio from Middle Eastern Country.

You are going to be arrested in Far Eastern Country soon. I will say about this kind of things to Far Eastern Country police because they asked me to report anything about you. Be careful.

2:40 AM



I've erased these as they draw attention away from the true villians here, who are not the Yakuza or the Iranians, but of course, the Hot Lead Co.

By the way, Hot Lead Co comments now now at 142! (Yet, the Hot Lead Co. appears stronger than ever...)

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Friday, September 01, 2006
Top Search Query Links*
Search Terms -> Average top position
1. "503 426 3115" -> 3
2. "818 638 8049" -> 2
3. 503 "426 3115" -> 4
4. 818 "638 8049" -> 3
5. "the hot lead co" -> 3

source: www.google.com/webmasters/

*Top search query clicks are the top queries that directed traffic to your site (based on the number of clicks to your pages)

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