The Sh*t L*st

Fucking sheep, why does Yahoo!/SBC DSL suck such donkey balls? I can't believe, in the year 2004, I have to go through this. What is curious is: whenever I can't connect, if I call the service line, while I'm on hold (trying to through the phone tree and recordings to the tech in India), I magically connect. Coincidence? Well, it's happen three times, and the amount of time I waited to phone the service line has varied from 15 minutes to an hour-and-a-half. It's not like not having fresh drinking water, I realize, but it still a needless fucking headache. $50/month for this shit? I'm going to have to look into satellite internet.