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Sunday, June 27, 2004
The future of genomics:
Your triplets will look like Pomeranians for the first year (and just think how cute they'll be hanging out of your black leather purse!), cherubs for the next two, Shirley Temple until they hit puberty, and Olson twins after that. And they'll be able to eat all the high-carb crap they want.
By the age of 33 or 34, having triplicated themselves, they'll be put mercifully to sleep.
Your triplets will look like Pomeranians for the first year (and just think how cute they'll be hanging out of your black leather purse!), cherubs for the next two, Shirley Temple until they hit puberty, and Olson twins after that. And they'll be able to eat all the high-carb crap they want.
By the age of 33 or 34, having triplicated themselves, they'll be put mercifully to sleep.
