The Sh*t L*st

It doesn't give me names or credit card numbers, but I just discovered an interesting little feature to my free hit counter for this page -- it lists the search terms for referring search engines. A list of some of the searches that have led unwitting visitors to my door this month:

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MSN : shit your pan

MSN Italy : TOMOHIRO LONDON

MSN : ant grasshopper moral story democrat response

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Yahoo : hollywood shit list

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Yahoo : download lexmark x73 printer driver

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Yahoo : +"Ameritrade promotion"

Yahoo : beyonce knowles nipple shot at nba all star game

Yahoo UK : buddha finger film

Yahoo : women taking shit sex

Yahoo : troubleshoot dell axim 30

Yahoo Canada : oui magazine arnold shwarzenegger

Yahoo : eating her shit

Yahoo : 'post-apocalyptic pregnant'

MSN : shit fucking action gallery

Yahoo : China flies Buddha's finger to HK

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MSN : gatlinberg horse back riding

AltaVista : http://www.altavista.com/web/results?q=samosas+texas&kgs=1&kls=0&stq=40

Yahoo : shootout at the ok carroll movie

Yahoo Japan : free sample video menth

Vivisimo : ???

"gatlinberg horse back riding"? There are some sick fucks out there.

Proof that Google is a superior search engine: it doesn't cough up hairballs like this blog.