Came across this story on the AP wire:
> SOUTH WINDSOR, Conn. - A North Haven bride spent part
> of her wedding night in a jail cell, after police said she hurled
> things at reception hall workers who closed the bar.
>
> Adrienne T. Samen, 18, was arrested on criminal mischief and
> breach of peace charges Saturday after police responded to
> The Mill on the River restaurant.
>
> When workers there closed the bar, Samen allegedly began
> throwing things, including wedding cake and vases. Samen
> left the restaurant, and police found her walking down the
> road in her gown.
Holy shit! This is my kind of rampage. If the "18" and "Mill on the River" details weren't clues enough, check out her
photo, which was the most emailed photo on
Yahoo! News at last check. This reminds me of what my father said after the Rodney King riots in L.A.: "See, that's the difference between the white man and other people. Black people will riot in the streets. The white man riots at the ballot box." Or at the location where the ballots are to be counted, as with the Florida recount following the 2000 presidential election. Next time, save it for the indignant letter to the restaurant management, honey. Any wagers on whether she'll still be married by the time of her arraignment?