The Sh*t L*st

Blacks is on the shit-list today. Yellow scum all over the surface. Thick enough in spots to make scum angels by waving your arms back and forth. Heard some punk skinback ask his friend whether the shit was toxic pollution. His friend said that it was probably just algae -- though, I was tempted to add, that doesn't necessarily make it any less toxic. Didn't notice any funny smell, but I was a bit dizzy this morning when I woke up -- a neurological reaction to being in the water yesterday? -- and the water seemed a lot warmer where it was blooming.