The Sh*t L*st

I was listening to the radio in my car today and I heard the new Mervyn's commercial -- with Smashmouth covering School House Rock. Then I saw the commercial during the Simpsons this evening. Now I got that fucking version of Conjunction Junction stuck in my head. Just that small fucking part of the song they play in the commercial. On perpetual loop. I tried listening to some Exile on Main Street, Chocolate City, whale songs. Powerless. I'm fucked. That song's wedged in good. I used to do all my slacks-shopping at Mervyn's. No longer. Mervyn's, you're out. Gap, you're back in.