The Sh*t L*st

What does RIAA stand for? Crap like this. Suck it labels!

Just received a curious call here at work informing me that Congressman Tom Reynolds had nominated me for a national leadership award. Why would a conservative New York Republican congressman be nominating me, who lives all the way on the other side of the country, for a national leadership award?

Could it be because he's in a tough congressional re-election campaign and needs as much money as he can get to outspend his opponent?

I told his telemarketing rep that before I could accept his award, I'd need to know his position on net neutrality. After consulting with her supervisor, she directed me to tomreynoldshouse.gov, a website that does not exist, for more information. His real .gov website doesn't provide much information on this issue.

What the hell does this page mean?

http://voice-recognition-systems.freesofties.info/2804/

Something's fishy.

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You know who'd like to see the end of net neutrality? Those douchebags exposed in this post. A world without net neutrality is one in which you never would find a post like that. But you would get to see a commerical for the next Adam Sandler suckfest at blazing fast speed.

Interesting read here on slashdot about one Republican congressman's response to a concerned constituent's email on the subject -- and some pointed rejoinder to his lobbyist-fueled boilerplate:

My Congressman's explanation (slashdot.org)

Labels: 818-638-8049, hot lead

Who knows? These are secrets that I could be putting to use on you even now:

http://www.undergroundhypnosis.com/

But for you, my friend, my login:



By the way, I checked -- there is a fuckyou.com

Well, it hints at everything:

Franklin Cover-Up Scandal (wikipedia)

EVERYTHING!

This is a cockroach. They are disgusting like spammers, telemarketers, lobbyists, but morally superior to almost all of them.

That scumbag Mike Corona just phoned me again -- SON OF A BITCH! Motherfucker doesn't even identify himself in the caller id. I was really tempted to call his campaign back this time and ask him how much in taxpayers dollars the louse had wasted in legal fees for his sexual harrassment suits. But as I was dialling, I remembered he's still the sheriff, my id isn't masked when I call, and if he harrasses women he works with, he'd probably have no problem sending out a couple of his deputies to harrass me.

Anyway, I already voted for someone else. So drop dead dickbrain and stop autodialling me.