The Sh*t L*st

That scumbag Mike Corona just phoned me again -- SON OF A BITCH! Motherfucker doesn't even identify himself in the caller id. I was really tempted to call his campaign back this time and ask him how much in taxpayers dollars the louse had wasted in legal fees for his sexual harrassment suits. But as I was dialling, I remembered he's still the sheriff, my id isn't masked when I call, and if he harrasses women he works with, he'd probably have no problem sending out a couple of his deputies to harrass me.

Anyway, I already voted for someone else. So drop dead dickbrain and stop autodialling me.