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Monday, December 06, 2004
One year ago today:

Bloody, bawdy villain! Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain! O, vengeance!

Someone stole the year tag off my license plate. (As well as the other ten I had collected underneath it!) Suspiciously, I noticed the car parked next to me had one just like it.

I'm off to the Auto Club to get a new one (which will cost me $7.) If I ever find the bastard who stole it, he owes me a super-sized value meal at McDonald's.

More info :: Scam Alert: Tripled vehicle fees expected to draw tag thieves

Didn't the shithead who stole my tag hear that Shwarzeneggar had rolled back the vehicle fee?

I never caught that motherfucker.