The Sh*t L*st

Saw Troy (well, I saw the trailer): barbarians wasting my time. What the hell is going on with Achilles? I thought Brad Pitt was playing Paris. Or Patroclus. He should be sucking James Gandolfini's cock. There's your Achilles. Or maybe Willem Dafoe. And why isn't Brando playing Agamemnon? Or Menelaus? Or Zeus?

Incidentally, my brother told me that when he saw it, most the audience was surprised when the Greeks jumped out of the Trojan Horse. Honest to god, surprised! That's why Netsky kicked ass and took numbers.