The Sh*t L*st

In fact, I'm not much of a fan of scatalogical humor, but it seems to have become (aptly enough, I suppose) a regular theme of this blog.

We were talking about health care over the weekend and my grandmother mentioned having a young doctor whom she really liked. She said that the first time she saw him, she said, "I've had diarrhea that last two weeks and I love it!" When she saw him six months later, she said, "Do you remember me? I'm the one who liked having diarrhea." He remembered. She said, "Well, I don't have it anymore. Can you write me a prescription for diarrhea?" She says he wrote one.