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Well that was instantaneous...

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Saturday, November 29, 2008
Bebo Service
What the hell is Bebo and why do I keep getting email from their fake users?



Ramonita? Tynisha Dua? Where do they find these people, The Blog of Hypothetical Ladies and Gentlemen?
Friday, November 28, 2008
Chase Changes Terms
These fucking weasels, look at these terms:

Your Overdraft Advance APR will be changed to a variable rate, currently 20.99%. This change only applies to overdraft advances on your Chase checking account, if applicable.

Your Cash Advance APR will be changed to a variable rate, currently 20.99%

Your Default APR will be changed to a variable rate, with a maximum APR of 29.99%


29.99%? 29.99%! Holy fucking usury.

But you can opt out. If you mail a letter. A letter. At which point they cancel your card.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Fuck Me
Southern California has had some marvellous weather. I can only imagine what it was like, oh, say back in the eighteenth century – or 14th century – before all the dickheads, crackers, and skip-skap-scallywags got here. But the last 5 or 6 weeks has probably been the greatest spell of perfect weather in the history of meteorology. It was so nice this weekend that Yorba Linda spontaneously combusted and nearly burned to the ground.

A photo of Oceanside this afternoon:



Almost impossibly perfect. In truth, the surf was rather small in most spots. But just big enough here. And impeccable atmospherics. And me, stuck in my goddamned, motherfucking, soul-sapping corporate office trying to compile some pile of crap of banking application.

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

If I could be persuaded that this was what awaited me in heaven, I'd convert to Mormonism. As it is, I'd sooner suck my gay husband's cock.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Yorba Linda
Land of Gracious Living?


Or Hellacious Living?