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Friday, February 22, 2008
No Laptop Per Me program update
Another email from the OLPC foundation:



Still doesn't explain how Canadians got theirs before me. This is worse than Food-for-Oil.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Bye Bye, Google Ads
Firefox has been crashing like crazy lately. I can't even open up the New York Times web page with Firefox anymore. Noticed googlesyndicate.com loading in the background whenever it happened. First tried disabling firebug for it. That didn't work. So just ad-blocked the bitch. Problem solved. Sorry, Google. No more ads for you.
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Scudder Fund DWS
Just got a call from some flunky asking me to vote by proxy over the fund as a shareholder. I think I know what funds I'm a shareholder of. Asked him for a website, but he didn't know what it was. Oh yeah, then what's this?

Fittingly, they claim to be a subsidiary of Douche Bank of Germany.
XOXO Update
Over 20 minutes on hold today only to be told that my computer is in a warehouse somewhere and will be sent out some time in February. No other info. I've gotten better support from HP. HP!
Monday, February 04, 2008
Give One Get The Run-Around Program
I hate to bad-mouth a worthy cause like the OLPC program. But motherfucker. I signed up for their goddamned Give One Get One program last November and still haven't got my fucking Fisher-Price laptop. What's worse, every time I email them, I get a fucking form letter.

But what really pisses me off is that people in Canada are getting their laptops before me. And they were supposed to get them after all the American donors got theirs.

Also, I ordered before the first deadline. Then they extended it for like a month. Now I'm told that they've run out of supplies. Motherfucker. I guess this is why do-gooders can't be trusted with the management of enterprise-scale operations. But then again, who can?

I finally called and got referred to a website where, when I enter my order number, I receive the message:

Your donation is at our warehouse and your laptop is in the process of being shipped.

I hope so. Hippies.
Sunday, February 03, 2008
Email From a Nice Stranger
Haven't figured out the angle on this yet. First of all, it's Sunday so the weekend greeting is a little late. Secondly, who uses the internet to find friends. Everyone know the internet is where you go to find enemies. Just have to answer I guess and see what's up.