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Wednesday, August 30, 2006
somebody's been googling himself
Posted this little tale a few days ago. Today I got an email:

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Anonymous jane austen zhan comments:
Tomohiro,

I have a flattering new word to describe this guy:

tele-spam-marketer
Anonymous Lawrence H. Parker, Esq. comments:
What is this- some twelve year old kid running a company out of his bedroom!? Have a lawyer mail you a C&D letter or don't send it at all. This company is a joke.
Anonymous Anonymous comments:
he should thank you for the free publicity. ingrate!
Anonymous Anonymous comments:
Here's one that I received yesterday:
Hello, my name is Tom Brooks, I am the Vice President
of Lincoln Trust Insurance. I would like to speak to someone
about your window covering products.

We represent clients that have an immediate interest in doing
business and your company for several reasons, not the least
of which is your location, has an apparent ability to meet their
needs.

I would like to help these clients by referring them to you !

Please let me know the name of someone, that can assist me
with your services, and I will contact you with more details.
Thank you for your immediate time and attention to this matter.

With Kindest Regards,
Tom Brooks, Vice President
LincolnTrust Insurance
Anonymous andromeda comments:
Your letter is almost verbatim to one I received, no idea how they got my email - I only give it out to people I know or companies I WANT to have it.

"...your company for several reasons, not the least
of which is your location, has an apparent ability to meet their needs."

"Please let me know the name of someone, that can assist me with your services, and I will contact you with more details."

What kind of grammatical construction is this? If YOU want assistance with MY services, why are YOU going to send me more details? What are the OTHER reasons my "company" has the "apparent" ability to meet needs, besides "location"?

Anyway, all in all, good fun - roasting "telespasmeters"