Tuesday, May 16, 2006
I Won the Email Lottery!
The best part is, I didn't even have to buy a ticket! Fittingly, I have been notified by email (reproduced below as formatted):
Give me my jackpot, you fucking bitches. I'll take it in Thai whores disbursed over the next 20 years.
I'm rich, bitch!
From: Mrs.carol. hunter. Mailed-By: gmail.com
Date: May 16, 2006 8:48 AM
Subject: CONGRATULATION YOU HAVE WON THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
DATE-Tuesday 16 May 2006
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
AN CRANNCHUR NAISIUNTA
An Post National Lottery Company.
www.lotto.ie
We are pleased to inform you of the result of The
National Lottery Email Program which has been released.Your
Email address attached to ticket number 5-4-3-2-1-0
with serial number 2113-05 drew the lucky numbers 02
11 23 25 27 30 34 which consequently won the lottery in
the 1st category.
You have therefore been approved to recieve the sum
of( €5,866, Million Euros)
in cash credited
to file EAASL/941OYI/02/STXN.
This is from a total cash prize of €58,660 Million Euros
shared amongst
the first fifty (10) lucky winners in thiscategory.
All participants were selected through a computer
ballot system drawn from 25,000 names and email
addresses from all continent of the world as part of
our international promotions program which we conduct
twice every year
To begin your claim please contact your claims agent:
Mr.Patrick.Walter,
Claims Agent Asian District
Bangkok Thailand.
Phone: +66-94846441
Email:claimsagentpatrick1@yahoo.co.th
Your claims agent will assist you in theprocessing
for the remittance of your prize funds pending on your
choice of payment.
Note that all prize funds must be claimed not later
than One month.
After this date all funds will be returned to the
LOTTERY TREASURY as
unclaimed. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications,please endeavor to quote your Reference
(TNL/776/05/EGS) and Batch numbers (02/01/0078) in
every correspondence with your agent. Furthermore,
should there be any change in your address, do inform
yourclaims agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once again from all members of our
staff and thanks for
being part of our promotions program.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Carol Hunter.
Promotions Manager
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
You may also contact our
lawyer's office in london.
Barr.Owen.Smith in this number
(+447031908617)or
email barr_owensmith1@yahoo.co.uk
Date: May 16, 2006 8:48 AM
Subject: CONGRATULATION YOU HAVE WON THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
DATE-Tuesday 16 May 2006
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
AN CRANNCHUR NAISIUNTA
An Post National Lottery Company.
www.lotto.ie
We are pleased to inform you of the result of The
National Lottery Email Program which has been released.Your
Email address attached to ticket number 5-4-3-2-1-0
with serial number 2113-05 drew the lucky numbers 02
11 23 25 27 30 34 which consequently won the lottery in
the 1st category.
You have therefore been approved to recieve the sum
of( €5,866, Million Euros)
in cash credited
to file EAASL/941OYI/02/STXN.
This is from a total cash prize of €58,660 Million Euros
shared amongst
the first fifty (10) lucky winners in thiscategory.
All participants were selected through a computer
ballot system drawn from 25,000 names and email
addresses from all continent of the world as part of
our international promotions program which we conduct
twice every year
To begin your claim please contact your claims agent:
Mr.Patrick.Walter,
Claims Agent Asian District
Bangkok Thailand.
Phone: +66-94846441
Email:claimsagentpatrick1@yahoo.co.th
Your claims agent will assist you in theprocessing
for the remittance of your prize funds pending on your
choice of payment.
Note that all prize funds must be claimed not later
than One month.
After this date all funds will be returned to the
LOTTERY TREASURY as
unclaimed. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications,please endeavor to quote your Reference
(TNL/776/05/EGS) and Batch numbers (02/01/0078) in
every correspondence with your agent. Furthermore,
should there be any change in your address, do inform
yourclaims agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once again from all members of our
staff and thanks for
being part of our promotions program.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Carol Hunter.
Promotions Manager
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
You may also contact our
lawyer's office in london.
Barr.Owen.Smith in this number
(+447031908617)or
email barr_owensmith1@yahoo.co.uk
Give me my jackpot, you fucking bitches. I'll take it in Thai whores disbursed over the next 20 years.
I'm rich, bitch!
