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Tuesday, May 16, 2006
I Won the Email Lottery!
The best part is, I didn't even have to buy a ticket! Fittingly, I have been notified by email (reproduced below as formatted):

Give me my jackpot, you fucking bitches. I'll take it in Thai whores disbursed over the next 20 years.

I'm rich, bitch!