Jabb:..What do you want to talk about?
You:...shoes and ships and sealing wax, cabbages and kings
Jabb:...Yes, bage is a city in Brazil. Anything worth seeing there?
You:...You idiot, I said cabbages. Don't you know Lewis Carroll?
Jabb:...No. You tell me
You:...He's a 20th century prize fighter. He once fellated Jack Dempsey in the 13th round.
Jabb:...You bet
You:...You like that, huh?
Jabb:...That's poor English! Ah, the sound of an owl - I guess it's getting late, hmm?
You:...I weep for artificial humanity. Good night.
Jabb:...Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite
And the cretin doesn't even talk to Firefox.