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Wednesday, May 04, 2005
An Oasis in My Basement
I've chained Noel Gallagher up in my basement with my chimp, Mr. Mopes, and a guitar. Some of the early fruits of their collaboration:

Bold nonstop
Peace paper
Slack heap no pen a boor a slurp
With boiled nadir