Thursday, November 04, 2004
It's All FAB
In response to the unexpected and highly disturbing events of Tuesday, I'm launching a new movement: Fuck Against Bush.
I'm urging all Kerry supporters to go out and have safe, responsible, fabulous, non-procreative, venge-fucking causal sex with each other. Fuck Against Bush and fuck each other like only tolerant, socially progressive, blue-America moderates and liberals can. Be sure to have an independent, third-party supporter there to take a photo of you while you Fuck Against Bush. Then post it on your blog. Show Red America what they're missing.
And remember, don't fuck any Bush supporters (and especially don't fuck any Nader supporters!) Don't feel bad, they've already fucked the rest of us.
Make Culture Love, not Culture War!
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I'm urging all Kerry supporters to go out and have safe, responsible, fabulous, non-procreative, venge-fucking causal sex with each other. Fuck Against Bush and fuck each other like only tolerant, socially progressive, blue-America moderates and liberals can. Be sure to have an independent, third-party supporter there to take a photo of you while you Fuck Against Bush. Then post it on your blog. Show Red America what they're missing.
And remember, don't fuck any Bush supporters (and especially don't fuck any Nader supporters!) Don't feel bad, they've already fucked the rest of us.
Make Culture Love, not Culture War!
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