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Monday, November 01, 2004
The Secret to Clay Aiken's Success?
My 76 year-old Japanese grandmother.

My mom told me today that, for Christmas, she's taking my grandmother to see Clay Aiken sing Christmas songs. At $87 a pop! Mom expects an arena full of swooning elderly Asian ladies. According to mom, grandma listens to tweeny-bopper pop stations all day just to hear him. I don't know -- it must be some kind of recessive Japanese gene. They certainly have weird pop fetishes.