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Monday, November 01, 2004
The Secret to Clay Aiken's Success?
My 76 year-old Japanese grandmother.
My mom told me today that, for Christmas, she's taking my grandmother to see Clay Aiken sing Christmas songs. At $87 a pop! Mom expects an arena full of swooning elderly Asian ladies. According to mom, grandma listens to tweeny-bopper pop stations all day just to hear him. I don't know -- it must be some kind of recessive Japanese gene. They certainly have weird pop fetishes.
My mom told me today that, for Christmas, she's taking my grandmother to see Clay Aiken sing Christmas songs. At $87 a pop! Mom expects an arena full of swooning elderly Asian ladies. According to mom, grandma listens to tweeny-bopper pop stations all day just to hear him. I don't know -- it must be some kind of recessive Japanese gene. They certainly have weird pop fetishes.
