The Sh*t L*st

They retired Paul's cape on Letterman last night. It was only last week that I had stayed up late enough to realize that this was an ongoing bit. It had been going on for two years! Ted Koppel, Jack Black, George Pataki -- even Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. They'd all held the cape for Paul. And now it's all just an unremembered digression, like Chris Elliot.