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Friday, January 30, 2004
A Wellerism:

"So did I miss anything? as Moses said when he got back down from the mountain."

I remember only coming up with one other Wellerism in my life -- on a rainy day at Disneyland years ago:

"Bloody fine day for a walk, eh bastard, as Gloucester said to his son out on the heath."

[If you're not sure what a Wellerism is, read The Pickwick Papers.]