The Sh*t L*st

A Wellerism:

"So did I miss anything? as Moses said when he got back down from the mountain."

I remember only coming up with one other Wellerism in my life -- on a rainy day at Disneyland years ago:

"Bloody fine day for a walk, eh bastard, as Gloucester said to his son out on the heath."

[If you're not sure what a Wellerism is, read The Pickwick Papers.]