The Sh*t L*st

Fuck you, Mitt Romney. Unless it's Obama running a blackops campaign. In which case: fuck you, Mitt Romney.

These schmucks must be blowing up every schmoe with a cellphone. My page views are out of control.

Lot of visitors for my last 360-474-3926 post. These jackasses must be hammering people. I recommend following the advice in the first comment. Unfortunately, my phone doesn't have a forward feature.

Telemarketers are totally exploiting cell phone numbers, probably stealing our phone numbers and data from smartphone apps. Looking at you, Facebook. Fuck everything about this.