Superpowers
male version (in order of power):
1. great speller
2. amazing gaydar (esp. for straight guy)
3. over 6' tall
4. pretty good taste in music
5. not afraid to go down on plain looking women
female version (in order of power):
1. great power of empathy (even on the internet)
2. grammar goddess
3. over 5' 9"
4. being nice to strangers on omegle.com
Great for internet lulz.