recent posts

Derifil May Reverse DNA Damage! Spams Baby Seals

Peter Schjeldahl

Wet Floor


Queen Delay

Because Frank Zappa Would Want It So


The Shit List Has a New King of the Heap: Bankers ...


Monday, February 22, 2010
male version (in order of power):

1. great speller
2. amazing gaydar (esp. for straight guy)
3. over 6' tall
4. pretty good taste in music
5. not afraid to go down on plain looking women

female version (in order of power):

1. great power of empathy (even on the internet)
2. grammar goddess
3. over 5' 9"
4. being nice to strangers on

Great for internet lulz.