Someone asked me at work the other day what my Superpower is and I had to be honest: my uncanny (for a mostly straight guy) gaydar.
The best part is it only validates my "Glenn Beck and All His Ilk Are Just Self-Repressed Fags and We Could Heal the Partisan Divide in this Country By Sending Them All Off on a Taxpayer-Funded Promise-Keepers Caribbean Teabaggers Cruise" Theory.