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Oh shit: 360-474-3926 Calls Are From Mitt Romney!

Dial 360-474-3926 for assmunch

Well that was instantaneous...

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Phone Spam: 714-782-9243

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Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Why do douchbags always spit in the urinal when they're taking a piss?
Whenever I'm bleeding the line at my local 24-Hr Fitness, some buffed-up douchebag will stroll up to the urinal beside, yank down his long shorts, and soon as he starts wizzing, drop a lougie in the urinal. The weird thing is that they are all total douchebags and they all do it the same way. Is there some Wikipedia for douchebags where they learn this stuff?
Monday, December 29, 2008
231-732-2306
Made the mistake of picking up a number I didn't recognize thinking maybe it was some friends visiting from out of town. Instead, I hear some asshat crying:

"4.5%? 4.5%!?"

Hey, asshole, DIAF started by a gun-toting loser in a Santa Claus suit.

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Is the Pope a Pederast?
He certainly seems engrossed with child pornography.