The Sh*t L*st

Whenever I'm bleeding the line at my local 24-Hr Fitness, some buffed-up douchebag will stroll up to the urinal beside, yank down his long shorts, and soon as he starts wizzing, drop a lougie in the urinal. The weird thing is that they are all total douchebags and they all do it the same way. Is there some Wikipedia for douchebags where they learn this stuff?

Made the mistake of picking up a number I didn't recognize thinking maybe it was some friends visiting from out of town. Instead, I hear some asshat crying:

"4.5%? 4.5%!?"

Hey, asshole, DIAF started by a gun-toting loser in a Santa Claus suit.

Labels: numbers, spam

He certainly seems engrossed with child pornography.