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Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Geek Joke
From slashdot today. For some reason this really cracked me up. I mean I know it's clever and funny and all, but after a pretty shitty start to the day, this had me rolling on the floor.
The article summary and parent comment provide some needed context:
The article summary and parent comment provide some needed context:
Hi my name is Prince Valtor Tazalutium the Third from the distant planet Nigeron 7. I have dispatched the fastest cargo ships in my fleet to Earth filled with the rich treasures of my home planet. However because of the vast distance between our two planets my ships will not reach Earth until I am long dead and therefore will not receive a return on my initial investment. As I have no heirs I am looking for one trustworthy stranger to buy these ships and their cargo en route to your planet. I am willing to sell them for $50,000.00 US DOLLARS. If interested please contact me at valtorlol@aol.com.
