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Thursday, November 22, 2007
Cthulu Is Hiring
And apparently he wants me:



Now if I could only figure out if I'm supposed to contact Mr. Eizo Kobayishi or Dr. William Gray at desk_of_itochi1271@hotmail.com or itochucorporation_export_japan@yahoo.com.hk.

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The Secret to Sleep Pills:
Amnesia.

From an interesting recent NY Times article on how the mattress industry wants to get in on the act:

In one six-week trial, for example, people taking Ambien every night fell asleep, on average, only 23 minutes faster than those taking the placebo. They spent 88 percent of their time in bed asleep, as opposed to 82 percent. Given that their objectively measured improvements are frequently this meager, why do sleeping pills create incommensurate feelings of having slept so well?

A popular theory is that one of the pill’s side-effects is actually contributing to their success. Most sleeping pills are known to block the formation of memories during their use, creating amnesia.


I never feel more like I'm living in some sci-fi version of a dystopic future than when I come across a pharmaceutical ad while I'm out in public. Happened in the break room at work the other day. On a plasma screen tv. Tuned to the Fox News channel.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Jack White is sexier than Matt Damon
Friday, November 16, 2007
So This Is Xmas
Putting this up a little early. Gear up all you sugar fairy queens. 'Cuz War on Christmas III is coming, cuz.

xmaswarriors
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Lead Cum Architect
A position for which I feel, yes, adequately qualified.



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Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Spam Blast from the Past
Update: reports are coming in that Ben Jackson is now going by the name of Charles Coldman. Either that or he found some suckass doofus to join his downstream.


Just got this email this morning. I'd been job-hunting recently so I figured it was some MLM jackass trolling one of the job boards. Then I noticed the email address it was sent to my old UC address. Then I notice the date. Those UC mail servers may be slow, but they're persistent:



Hell, Ben has probably moved on to Jackson@free-ruby-wholesale-millionaires.com by now. Or Jackson@Dairy-Queen-Asst-Mgrs.com.
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Sailing from Byzantium
Read a New York Times Magazine article at work today on Antony Flew, a British philosopher who made a name for himself 50 years ago arguing for atheism who's now embracing belief. From the article:

But is Flew’s conversion what it seems to be? Depending on whom you ask, Antony Flew is either a true convert whose lifelong intellectual searchings finally brought him to God or a senescent scholar possibly being exploited by his associates.


I guess what is true of contemporary poets is true of contemporary philosophers, too:

Byzantium is no place for old poets. That's long been understood. When a poet is ready to collect his laurels, he slouches toward Bethlehem.


There's too much internet porn in the world to waste time with theological arguments.
Sunday, November 04, 2007
A Message from PyPal
Uh oh, my PyPal account needs to be verified. I'd better log in with my PayPal credentials and take care of this:



Asshats.
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Slap Club
The First Rule of Slap Club: Post video on the web.

This was kinda disturbing, until I turned up the sound. Then it was hilarious. Enjoy: