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Monday, July 03, 2006
Top 10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Superman
10. Favorite TV show: Everbody Loves Raymond.
9. Can pick up a wireless hotspot from anywhere in the world using his super fillings.
8. Likes to go quail hunting with good friend and fellow superhero, God-Man.
7. Has never won a Teen Choice Award.
6. Prefers antifreeze to chardonnay.
5. Briefly dated Winona Ryder in the late 80's.
4. Methodist.
3. Able to decrypt PGP messages in his head.
2. He's the world's greatest Scrabble player, too. (Because he can score with words from two planets.)
1. He and Clark Kent are one and the same.

Okay, you probably knew that last one. But apparently no one in any fucking movie he's ever been in can figure it out!
Anonymous The Superman comments:
I can also turn up the volume with my nipples.
Anonymous jimmy olsen comments:
In real life, Superman's sperm would give Lois Lane cancer.
Anonymous a doctor comments:
True, Superman's sperm does cause cancer. But it also cures cold sores.