Thursday, July 20, 2006
urbandictionary contribution: fox news' myspace page
fox news myspace page
A source of notoriously unreliable information
"We're winning the War on Terror? Where'd you hear that? Fox news' myspace page?"
A source of notoriously unreliable information
"We're winning the War on Terror? Where'd you hear that? Fox news' myspace page?"
status: under review
Monday, July 10, 2006
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In your business.Monday, July 03, 2006
Top 10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Superman
10. Favorite TV show: Everbody Loves Raymond.
9. Can pick up a wireless hotspot from anywhere in the world using his super fillings.
8. Likes to go quail hunting with good friend and fellow superhero, God-Man.
7. Has never won a Teen Choice Award.
6. Prefers antifreeze to chardonnay.
5. Briefly dated Winona Ryder in the late 80's.
4. Methodist.
3. Able to decrypt PGP messages in his head.
2. He's the world's greatest Scrabble player, too. (Because he can score with words from two planets.)
1. He and Clark Kent are one and the same.
Okay, you probably knew that last one. But apparently no one in any fucking movie he's ever been in can figure it out!
9. Can pick up a wireless hotspot from anywhere in the world using his super fillings.
8. Likes to go quail hunting with good friend and fellow superhero, God-Man.
7. Has never won a Teen Choice Award.
6. Prefers antifreeze to chardonnay.
5. Briefly dated Winona Ryder in the late 80's.
4. Methodist.
3. Able to decrypt PGP messages in his head.
2. He's the world's greatest Scrabble player, too. (Because he can score with words from two planets.)
1. He and Clark Kent are one and the same.
Okay, you probably knew that last one. But apparently no one in any fucking movie he's ever been in can figure it out!
Saturday, July 01, 2006
If I were Superman...
I'd forget about Lois Lane and hire 20 Klingon hookers.
