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Friday, November 11, 2005
Veterans' Day
The truth is we would be better off with Saddam in power.

Anyone who argues otherwise doesn't know what really supporting the troops is.
You get what you deserve...

Sometimes you get what you deserve.

Mostly, you get what your parents deserve.

Why should I be penalised if my mother is a crack whore? That's not my fault, is it?

Simple fact is, the standard of living/health care/education of 99.9% of the the children in America is not attributable to the children. Children of the poor, are getting punished through accident of birth, not for any other reason.

Why should I be penalised if my mother is a crack whore? That's not my fault, is it?

It is if you sold her the crack.

I did not sell my mother crack.

I exchanged it for sex.
Friday, November 04, 2005
don't even think about trying to squat on this, muffmuncher.

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Thursday, November 03, 2005
Homeschool parents are fucking weirdos
On the one hand I understand the impulse to keep your kid as far away from an American public school as possible. On the other hand, this isn't really fixing the problem. And right now it's making it a lot worse by having your spazzo kids running all spazzo around the library while I'm trying to work.