AT&T/Cingular Voice Automated Phone Tree Workaround
I know I've railed about this before, but it never ceases to make me homicidal. But I think I may have discovered a workaround. Just say "Fuck you" enough and it will transfer you to a live operator (who probably won't be any more helpful.)
Amendment: say "technical support" for the main menu prompt. Then immediately say, "Fuck you. Give me someone." Repeat as necessary.