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Two Headlines from Todays New York Times


Friday, January 14, 2005
A woman angry with her 12-year-old daughter for having sex forced the girl to drink bleach and sat on her until the child died, a police detective said.

...[the mother], who has been jailed without bond since shortly after her daughter's Nov. 26 death, told authorities she was disturbed because "her daughter told her that she was no longer a virgin.

In the red-letter words of Strawberry Jesus:

"That's a serious waste of some 12 year-old poon."