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Tuesday, December 21, 2004
Somebody stole my Strawberry Jesus property. I don't own Jesus... yet. But I do own Strawberry Jesus. Do you hear me you talentless motherfuckers? I own that fucking nigga. I OWN STRAWBERRY JESUS!

My lawyers will be in touch.