Poor sap named Jack phoned me from a foreign call center. Said he was with Everyday Shopper and had a $200 gas station voucher for me if I provided him all my private information.
Kept asking me, in his thick (Indian? Bangladeshi?) accent if I understood English. Lol.
Unscrupulous Telemarketers of the World: please keep scamming witless Americans until they rise up in armed revolution. Thank you.