The Sht Lst

Phone Spam: 253-246-8515

2011-11-22T09:05:00.000-08:00

Three calls from these fuckers in last 12 hours. Also a call from 253-246-8552. I'm sure it's the same jerks who've been calling me for months. They seem to periodically change numbers to disguise their fuckerness.

Phone Spam: 856-229-9062

2011-11-18T12:49:00.001-08:00

Some cornhusker with the secret to getting rich. What a doof.

Phone Spam: 630-995-4457

2011-11-01T19:46:00.000-07:00

Some twaddle about working from home. My company won't even pay me to work from home. I'm supposed to expect you losers to?

Phone Spam: 508-475-1968

2011-09-15T15:57:00.001-07:00

Now these fuckers are me non-stop. Some more security telemarketing cyborgs.

Phone Spam: 213-232-0826

2011-09-06T09:35:00.001-07:00

Did I just get a spam call from the 213 area code? Does the 213 area code really still exist?

Fuckers on the Phone: An Update

2011-08-22T13:25:00.000-07:00

Same fuckers I've blogged about before have been calling me non-stop this last week. Here's the complete list: 978-570-2446 11x (Wilmington, MA) 603-214-3654 / 603-214-3653 6x (Errol, NH) 701-661-1006 6x (Emmet, ND) 302-394-9589 2x (Wilmington, DE) These are totals for just one week. 978-570-2446 called me 5x in one day alone! Remember, these are robots working for fuckers. Don't answer the

Phone Spam: 213-607-9113

2011-08-10T11:19:00.001-07:00

These fuckers will leave you a long rambling voicemail that assumes that you are a complete dumbshit.

Phone Spam: 978-570-2446

2011-08-03T11:49:00.001-07:00

Call from home security telemarketer. When I asked if he was a robot, he hung up. So he must have been a robot.

Fuckers at 602-214-3653

2011-07-12T10:56:00.001-07:00

4 calls from these jerkoffs today. Accidentally answered one of them before quickly clicking. Sorry, assholes. Didn't mean to get your hopes up.

Phone Spam: 302-394-9515

2011-07-01T12:05:00.001-07:00

Got a call from a private number and then this one in quick succession. Did not answer either. I suspect it's a follow up to the call I got from the bot with the home security firm earlier.

Phone Spam: 603-214-3653

2011-07-01T11:45:00.001-07:00

Been getting calls from this number all week. Finally picked up. It sounded like a sophisticated computer program. I honestly couldn't tell if it was a human or a computer. When I tried to give it a Turing test, it hung up.

Phone Spam: 917-793-5694

2011-06-29T09:39:00.001-07:00

"Hi, this is Cathy with financial freedom. You may recall receiving a letter saying you've been approved to consolidate your credit cards down to as low as 01.5% interest rate. This is not a new loan you've already been approved by a certified non profit agency. So if you can please have your statements ready when you call. My number is 1(800) 706-6208. Again, my name is Cathy and you can reach

Phone Spam: 480-719-7437

2011-06-03T19:38:00.000-07:00

These fuckers just now called me. Recorded message saying I won a cruise for submitting an online form. I submitted no online form. Sleezers.

Phone Spam: 207-493-2638

2011-05-31T10:27:00.001-07:00

Some kind of scam purporting to be associated with PG&E. I'm an SCE customer. Energy industry is fucked to begin with. Do we really need to layer fuckery upon fuckery?

Calls I Get From Telemarketing Sleazetwats: 404-891-5560

2011-03-28T19:59:00.000-07:00

I did not pick up. But you can find more info here.

I Get Phone Spam: 406-931-3975

2011-02-23T16:49:00.000-08:00

I'm getting calls off the hook lately. These asshats were selling security systems or something. I only picked up because I thought it might be one of the Koch Brothers.Also calls from 312-878-9613 and 856-295-5652. Didn't pick up. No message.

I Get SMS Spam: 877-695-1619

2011-01-19T17:09:00.000-08:00

"You have been chosen to receive a $200 Gas Card!"With many strings attached, I assume.

Text to Landline: 323-678-4111

2011-01-12T17:00:00.000-08:00

Don't ask me why I have a landline. But here's one more reason to drop it. Automated text messages containing cryptic vacuous phrases. I'm sure it's all a lame ploy to get you to call the number back to be pitched overpriced timeshares in Florida.

Live from Folsom Prison: I Get SMS Spam

2010-12-27T19:21:00.000-08:00

From 916-220-1677:72I can only assume it's some kind of prison code.

I Get SMS Spam: 310-435-1725

2010-12-25T20:34:00.001-08:00

NYE 2011 w/Dirty South, Radisson Hotel Newport Beach Selling out! LED Ceiling, Hosted Bar...For info, just text back "NYE" FUCK OFF ANGRY BIRDS FOR SELLING MY CELL NUMBER!

The Telemarketing Holocaust Has Begun

2010-12-23T15:45:00.000-08:00

WTF? Getting slammed with telemarketer calls. Of course, I'm expecting a call from an unknown number, so I've been picking up. Calls in quick succession from: 406-931-3487 (Big Timber, MT) 775-200-7424 Who the fuck sold my phone number? I bet it was those goddamned Angry Birds.

I Get Phone Spam: 630-869-6841

2010-12-23T10:31:00.001-08:00

Poor sap named Jack phoned me from a foreign call center. Said he was with Everyday Shopper and had a $200 gas station voucher for me if I provided him all my private information. Kept asking me, in his thick (Indian? Bangladeshi?) accent if I understood English. Lol. Unscrupulous Telemarketers of the World: please keep scamming witless Americans until they rise up in armed revolution. Thank you.

1clickprizes.com Has Raped My Inbox

2010-12-22T23:46:00.000-08:00

How did Gmail allow this to happen? Like 60 messages in a week.Date: Wed, Dec 22, 2010 at 4:07 PMFrom: bonus@1clickprizes.comTo: tidokoro@gmail.comSubject: Write yourself a $100,000 checkClick Here to Unsubscribe.Click Here - $100,000 Drawing Quick Entry LinkEnter now and you could be the next LUCKY winner!This message was sent from 1ClickPrizes Bonus Offers to tidokoro@gmail.com. It was sent

The 312-878-9577 Offensive

2010-12-22T13:52:00.001-08:00

These clowns must be hammering the living hell out of people. I'm getting a shitload of hits. Welcome new visitors. Hate on these choral-raping telemarketers with the hatred of a 1000 suns.

I Get Phone Spam: 312-878-9577

2010-12-22T10:28:00.001-08:00

These assmunches keep calling me. Made mistake yesterday of picking up because I was expecting another call. Some prerecorded telemarketing bullshit aimed at ripping off morons.

I Get SMS Spam (909-287-4247)

2010-12-13T19:32:00.001-08:00

From cockroaches: "Need some quick cash? You can easily get $1200 wired into your bank account today! For info..."

Black Box Secret Strategies and Exclusive Maps

2010-12-07T22:18:00.000-08:00

Wow, indeed.Date: Tue, 7 Dec 2010 21:35:33 -0700From: Ken N To: tidokoro@gmail.comSubject: Fwd: TOMOHIRO - All I Can Say Is WOW....Hello Tomohiro,Today is the day....in my almost 7 years of being a work-at-home Dad - I'm very proud to bring you the most important, informative and value rich information I have ever delivered through this newsletter...OK… this is one of the coolest “projects” I’ve

Naked Capitalism

2010-12-05T10:32:00.000-08:00

Like seeing your grandma naked.

I Get Email Spam: livethesixfigurelifestyle.net

2010-12-05T10:22:00.000-08:00

To: tidokoro@gmail.comSubject: How is Business Going?From: Marco A. Rodriguez Reply-To: marco@livethesixfigurelifestyle.netI found you on the web and was wondering how your business is going?Regards,MarcoDo you think Marco lives the six figure lifestyle?

I Get Text Spam: 909-263-9556

2010-12-03T10:23:00.001-08:00

I get text spam [ 909-263-9556 ]Need some quick cash? You can easily get $1200 wired into your bank account today!

I Get Text Spam: 877-728-8044

2010-11-23T11:14:00.001-08:00

I get text spam: We are giving away a $100 cash rewards card! Answer a short survey by calling 877-728-8044 and it's all yours!Per Comments Below:pay $2.95 for shipping and handling for you $100 Cash Rewards

Crush Spam SMS: 1-800-235-7105

2010-11-03T08:19:00.001-07:00

$9.99/mo? Look at this bullshit text message I just received: You Have:1 unread message from your secret crush.Reply >>YES<< to get ur crush's name now stop 2stop or 4help 8002357105 $9.99/mo Msg&Data rates may apply.txt

SMS from These Assholes Again

2010-10-16T09:18:00.001-07:00

Borrow up to 5000 Today for ANY Use loans11.com All Credit OK Flexible RePayment Reply STOP to Unsub ---- ANY use? Cool. Then I'll use it hire 50 of your cousins to hack your crappy website, Mr. Loan11.

I Get Spam: loans11.com

2010-09-20T15:00:00.001-07:00

sms-spam. AsswipesThis Monday, Get a Loanup to $2500.www.loans11.comAll Credit OkReply STOP to unsub

Spam SMS from 415-548-0776

2010-08-25T07:14:00.001-07:00

Must have been Drudge Report: "Thx 4 Visiting Our Site Call 877-603-5280 To Claim Your $20 Wal-Mart Card Plus $50 Gas Card! Reply STOP 2Unsub or Call 415-513-5459 2 Unsub Now"

spam: (314) 999-4236

2010-08-07T10:46:00.001-07:00

Call from (314) 999-4236. Weasels. http://whocalled.us/lookup/3149994236

Progressive Debt Services

2010-08-05T19:30:00.000-07:00

Another dishonest come-on from some tweaker at a debt-relief agency (that probably just feeds its leads to a debt collection company):From: "JoeR" Date: Aug 5, 2010 4:16 PMSubject: Hello,To: Tomohiro,I received the debt relief inquiry you filled out - I understand you have some concerns.Let’s speak today, I’ll be assisting clients, e-mail back or call me at 888-502-5028x11.--

Twitter Down

2010-08-05T15:34:00.001-07:00

Now how am I supposed to gripe about trivial nonsense? Oh yeah, the old-fashioned way.

Inception

2010-08-03T07:35:00.001-07:00

Inception, Mr. Saito? Really? That's your business strategy for overtaking our largest competitor? See, this is why we're number two and likely to stay number two.

Joe Saad

2010-07-29T23:09:00.000-07:00

Oh, the levels of meaning in this email I got today. Duchamp would have replied.From: "Lizzie Braud" Date: Jul 29, 2010 8:05 AMSubject: Joseph Giove Idokoro , hiTo: Hello Joe Saad Idokoro . My name is Joe Saad Idokoro.Our international company opens a new vacancy in your city. We are one of the famous financial enterprises with local offices in the

Spam Report: 406-426-3229

2010-07-19T15:44:00.001-07:00

I love how as soon as I give my number out for some service or application, I start getting telemarketing calls. Eff the free market. More info: http://whocalled.us/lookup/4064263229

SMS Spam from 917-349-5630

2010-07-13T09:25:00.001-07:00

Congratulations! Claim your $200 Exxon/Mobil/Hess Giftcard Call 866-607-4721 now Reply STOP to stop messages

SMS Spam from 347-925-9216

2010-07-08T19:18:00.001-07:00

"Hi Larry, thx 4 visiting. Call 888-210-7056 to claim free $25 Wal-Mart Gift Card voucher."

Sweet

2010-07-08T19:15:00.000-07:00

Effing sweet. Watch out text spammers.

Testing Mobile Posting

2010-07-08T19:14:00.001-07:00

Yeah, I got an Incredible and it rocks pollocks.

949-748-0968

2010-07-03T13:59:00.000-07:00

Just got a text spam from this number offer to REDUCE BACK TAXES. Hint: if you use spam text messages to manage your finances, back taxes are probably just going to be a fact of life. Here's a link with a little more info: http://mrnumber.com/1-949-748-0968

More Numbers to Hate

2010-06-14T19:34:00.000-07:00

Via my twitter account:206-445-6971713-541-4180

Twittitude

2010-06-09T20:43:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I've got a twitter account. For more timely vituperation. And to give me something to do with my awesome new phone. But shouldn't that widget be scrolling or flashing or something.

Craigslist Apartment Rental Scam

2010-05-24T10:10:00.000-07:00

I posted to the Apartments Wanted board of my local Craigslist. I got the following response today, which I'm pretty sure is a scam:On Mon, May 24, 2010 at 9:47 AM, Rose Craig wrote:** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/

By Excommunicating Nun, Diocese of Phoenix Tacitly Endorses Pedophilia

2010-05-19T19:53:00.001-07:00

What is it with Arizona? First they give us that immigration bullshit. And now this:Nun Excommunicated For Allowing Abortion that Saved a Mother of Four (npr.org)Listen to this moron:"She consented in the murder of an unborn child," says the Rev. John Ehrich, the medical ethics director for the Diocese of Phoenix. "There are some situations where the mother may in fact die along with her child.

803-445-5261

2010-05-19T19:47:00.001-07:00

Not sure whose making the calls from this number, but it seems to have given at least one person diabetes. You've been warned.

The Verizon Discredible

2010-05-16T11:28:00.000-07:00

Last week after a dinner out on the town, I dropped into my local Verizon shop with a friend to check out the new Verizon Incredible. I'm itching to get an Android phone. So I check it, get the pricing, and learn about the buy-one-get-one-free deal on the Motorola Droid, which is also a pretty bad-ass phone. It's getting late and I didn't want to rush into anything, so I decided to wait a week

USA Term Papers

2010-05-15T11:18:00.000-07:00

A representative for usatermpapers.com comments on my "Spam Blast from the Past" post (the irony):I have been visiting various blogs for my term papers writing research. I have found your blog to be quite useful. Keep updating your blog with valuable information... RegardsSo go get your term papers from usatermpapers.com. And look for me in the footnotes!

406-224-9157

2010-05-14T16:18:00.000-07:00

Another number to hate on. Some robo-calling debt elimination nonsense.

804-234-9105

2010-05-06T19:16:00.000-07:00

More of that win-a-free-cruise bullshit. See this. Die In A Herpes Fire, bozos!

208-321-6554

2010-04-26T21:59:00.000-07:00

Another asshole somewhere trying to bother me. See the comment here left by the sister-in-law of a moron for all you need to know about this phone number.

Debtcor, Inc.

2010-04-15T19:39:00.000-07:00

I've been getting emails all of the sudden from some schmuck at debtcor.com asking me to follow up with him on some application I supposedly filled out online. Not Debt Core or Debt Corps, but Debtcor, which reeks of legitimacy right there. They also seem to be based in Las Vegas. I don't know if this is a scam, or he's confused me with some other Tomohiro Idokoro, but after some hard time, my

864-221-3707

2010-04-14T19:50:00.000-07:00

Another wanker solicitor who didn't leave a message. Well, at least they didn't send me a text.

713-541-4180

2010-04-12T10:01:00.000-07:00

Anonymous phone call with no message. Makes me suspect that the number belongs to a company run by total douchebags. But that's just an educated guess.

402-982-0839

2010-04-11T09:10:00.000-07:00

A call around 6:30am from these jackasses. 6:30am on a Sunday morning. No name, no message. But a Google search suggests some kind of knavery.

Grandma Scammers

2010-04-04T19:34:00.000-07:00

My grandma likes to order from catalogues and newspapers ads and from ads on Fox News. So I've been monitoring her credit card statements, just waiting for the bogus subscription charges. This month, they showed up:JUSTFORME88888888MAR 800-723-1174 CT EXP88888888MAR $12.99 SERVICESEVRDAYVAL88888888MAR 877-630-1295 CT SHP88888888MAR $12.99 SERVICESMy sister called up Visa and had the charges

Domain Registry of America

2010-03-28T19:37:00.000-07:00

Still sending me domain renewal notices after all these years. I always pictured the company as some shyster in a run down office park room and two girls to answer the phones. Definitely a company that should die, and it's probably been rough going of late. But things have to be looking up: I bet a lot of Tea Partiers end up renewing with them next year.Anyway, don't be an idiot. Renew with

The Seduction Community: A Weekly Standard Exposé

2010-03-04T20:33:00.000-08:00

There was an article in the Weekly Standard recently called "The New Dating Game: Back to the New Paleolithic Age". The title should have been: The New Dating Game: A Representative Fallacy.From the article:Thanks to late marriage, easy divorce, and the well-paying jobs that the feminist revolution has wrought for women, the bars, clubs, sidewalks, and subway straps of nearly every urban center

funds6.com

2010-03-04T17:44:00.000-08:00

Got this unsolicited text message today:From: 646:288-3718Stressed over bills? Get up to $1500* transferred instantly. Visit WWW.FUNDS6.COMThen I got another spam for the same funds6.com site a couple hours later. These fucking things cost me coin!Why do I have the feeling that this company is run by a couple of guys who look like they belong on the Jersey Short? DIAGF, greaseballs.

Lou Dobbs Just Spammed Me

2010-03-01T21:42:00.000-08:00

What an asshole. Look at this shit:Check out LouDobbs.com

Another Spammer

2010-02-27T23:18:00.000-08:00

This asshole ended up in my honeypot:email: joenbaldwin@gmail.comsite: http://www.paydaytown.comNow I release the bees.

Superpowers

2010-02-22T19:52:00.000-08:00

male version (in order of power):1. great speller2. amazing gaydar (esp. for straight guy)3. over 6' tall4. pretty good taste in music5. not afraid to go down on plain looking womenfemale version (in order of power):1. great power of empathy (even on the internet)2. grammar goddess3. over 5' 9"4. being nice to strangers on omegle.comGreat for internet lulz.

Derifil May Reverse DNA Damage!

2010-01-28T21:13:00.001-08:00

But you'd have to have brain damage to try it. From an article my grandmother saved for me from one of her "health journals":Researchers recently conducted a double-blind study in Qidong, China, an area with extraordinarily high rate of liver cancer. The researchers gave 90 people a cholorophyll table and the other 90 a placebo. They took blood and urine sample to measure DNA damage and

cuturdebt.com Spams Baby Seals

2010-01-27T18:51:00.000-08:00

I pay for each text message I send or receive (which is a rant for another day). So it really pisses me off when I get unsolicited spam text messages. Fortunately, I don't get them too often, but I got one today:HAVE OVER $10K IN CREDIT CARD DEBT? Reply "YES" for a free consultation (cuturdebt.com)Whoever the ratfucking goatfuckers who sent this to me are: I hope something happens to them that

Peter Schjeldahl

2009-10-22T22:25:00.001-07:00

Peter Schjeldahl, pronounced as it is spelled, "pretentious schmuck", is the art critic for New Yorker magazine.

Wet Floor

2009-10-14T19:54:00.000-07:00

I hate it when some fat slob takes a shower at the gym without a towel and leaves a wet slime trail three inches deep covering the locker room floor. Where the hell am I supposed to put my gym bag? Fucking assholes.

702-520-1272

2009-10-01T21:24:00.000-07:00

These assfucks had the audacity not only to robocall me with their telemarketing spam machine, but to leave a fucking message on my fucking voicemail. Good thing Google hasn't given me a Google Wafe invite because I'd be wafing this shit from here to Kingdom Come right now.

Queen Delay

2009-09-17T22:50:00.000-07:00

Someone asked me at work the other day what my Superpower is and I had to be honest: my uncanny (for a mostly straight guy) gaydar.The best part is it only validates my "Glenn Beck and All His Ilk Are Just Self-Repressed Fags and We Could Heal the Partisan Divide in this Country By Sending Them All Off on a Taxpayer-Funded Promise-Keepers Caribbean Teabaggers Cruise" Theory.

Because Frank Zappa Would Want It So

2009-09-11T21:46:00.000-07:00

tagged.com

2009-06-05T19:07:00.000-07:00

licks cow balls. Got an email from taggedmail.com claiming an ex-girlfriend had tagged me. Yeah, right. Not for about 4 years now.So before I went to the site I looked them up and found this and this. This site is the Catholic priests of social networking sites.So straight to the top of the shit list with these douchebags. And by douchebags I mean specifically founders, Greg Tseng and Johann

414-462-5902

2009-04-25T09:44:00.000-07:00

Made the mistake of picking up a number I did not recognize. A recording offering to extend my car warranty. Sorry, bitches, I drive a Honda. The warranty is purely pro-forma.

The Shit List Has a New King of the Heap: Bankers Life and Casualty

2009-02-18T21:04:00.000-08:00

It's been a while since I've added anyone to the list, much less at the top, but Bankers Life and Casualty is a real winner.According to http://insurance.freeadvice.com/reviews/41/comments/Bankers+Life+and+Casualty/, they are a pyramid scheme masquerading as an insurance company. The New York Times published an article about them in 2007:In 2003, a subsidiary of Conseco, Bankers Life and

Danny Gokey's WIfe

2009-02-17T20:28:00.000-08:00

I'm confused. Did she die of herpes or multiple stab wounds?

1-888-552-2323

2009-01-29T19:16:00.001-08:00

Asshat skeezers selling stimulus-plan-based assistance before the stimulus plan is even passed.

New Year's Resolutions

2009-01-05T21:20:00.000-08:00

Goddammit. You want to get in shape? Don't wait til the New Year to make your resolution! If you're serious about it, make it in October, when you'll be able to actually find a free machine at the gym to work your fat ass on.My New Year's resolutions?Watch more Fox News.Have a hallucination.Bang someone from the office.Gain 7 lbs.

Wovel Defined

2009-01-05T09:01:00.000-08:00

It's a new year and, as documented on NPR this morning, somebody has already come up with a new word that is more annoying than any word I heard in 2007. Even "staycation".The word is wovel. Be sure to update your urban lexicon:wovel. n.a wholly lame and derivative literary form that, in combining all the encumbrances of the classic novel with all the insults of the web, was commercially viable

Why do douchbags always spit in the urinal when they're taking a piss?

2008-12-30T20:47:00.000-08:00

Whenever I'm bleeding the line at my local 24-Hr Fitness, some buffed-up douchebag will stroll up to the urinal beside, yank down his long shorts, and soon as he starts wizzing, drop a lougie in the urinal. The weird thing is that they are all total douchebags and they all do it the same way. Is there some Wikipedia for douchebags where they learn this stuff?

231-732-2306

2008-12-29T19:29:00.000-08:00

Made the mistake of picking up a number I didn't recognize thinking maybe it was some friends visiting from out of town. Instead, I hear some asshat crying:"4.5%? 4.5%!?"Hey, asshole, DIAF started by a gun-toting loser in a Santa Claus suit.

Is the Pope a Pederast?

2008-12-24T19:21:00.000-08:00

He certainly seems engrossed with child pornography.

Bebo Service

2008-11-29T12:19:00.000-08:00

What the hell is Bebo and why do I keep getting email from their fake users?Date: Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:55:27 +0000 (GMT+00:00)From: Bebo Service Sender: service@noreply.bebo.comTo: tidokoroMessage-ID: <669596728.860081227974127122.JavaMail.resin@bebo.com>Subject: New message from Ramonita ThibeauxMIME-Version: 1.0Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bitTomohiro

Chase Changes Terms

2008-11-28T18:24:00.000-08:00

These fucking weasels, look at these terms:Your Overdraft Advance APR will be changed to a variable rate, currently 20.99%. This change only applies to overdraft advances on your Chase checking account, if applicable.Your Cash Advance APR will be changed to a variable rate, currently 20.99%Your Default APR will be changed to a variable rate, with a maximum APR of 29.99%29.99%? 29.99%! Holy

Fuck Me

2008-11-18T15:31:00.000-08:00

Southern California has had some marvellous weather. I can only imagine what it was like, oh, say back in the eighteenth century – or 14th century – before all the dickheads, crackers, and skip-skap-scallywags got here. But the last 5 or 6 weeks has probably been the greatest spell of perfect weather in the history of meteorology. It was so nice this weekend that Yorba Linda spontaneously

Yorba Linda

2008-11-16T21:54:00.000-08:00

Land of Gracious Living?Or Hellacious Living?

Voted Obama

2008-10-29T21:33:00.000-07:00

Because I like socialism. And I like spreading the wealth. What, are you for concentrating the wealth? Ok, if you're Warren Buffet, you get a pass. Otherwise, chances are, you're some wage-slave who's going to get the screws.Because the social instinct is the only thing that keeps some rich thug from hiring some poor thugs to lop your balls off and steal your herb. So go pile some more debt

Top 5 Conspiracy Theories Redux

2008-09-24T21:35:00.000-07:00

This time on /r9k/:(Why the fuck does Blogger scale down images -- not the thumbnails, but the real image?)

Top 5 Conspiracy Theories

2008-09-24T19:53:00.000-07:00

my top 5 conspiracy theories and how much I blieve them on scale of 1-10 (as posted on /b/):1. jfk assassination - 82. moon landing faked - 13. fdk let pearl harbor happen - over 90004. 9/11 truth - 35. shakespeare was earl of oxford - 2

Heartwarming Thread

2008-09-17T21:54:00.000-07:00

Trolling /b/ in the wake of the big Palin email scoop and came across this (click hard):Cracked me the fuck up.

annualcreditreport.com

2008-09-08T19:36:00.000-07:00

I finally signed up for the free Triple Alert credit monitoring I qualified for when a vendor for one of my online brokers lost my private information earlier this year. It's happened 4 times to me this year thanks to both college alma mater and, most recently, my own fucking company.The letter I received for the free credit monitoring also suggested I signed up for a free credit report with

Palin Exit Strategy

2008-09-02T19:21:00.000-07:00

This Palin drama is too good to be true. That's why I think it's even better than that and that the latest announcement is all part of a big conspiracy to get Palin the hell off the ticket without making McCain look like an absolute complete fucking ass. He'll still look like a complete fucking ass, just not an absolute complete fucking ass.I see I'm not alone in my theory. To quote Fresh

ticketwizard5000.com

2008-08-20T22:35:00.000-07:00

Family member got a parking ticket this week and was referred to this website for information:http://ticketwizard5000.com/This has gotta be a joke. At least we know they aren't wasting our citation dollars on a web designer.Actually, we don't know that. Cities are probably each paying some company 6 figures a year for this piece of crap.

The Race Card

2008-07-31T21:57:00.000-07:00

Now that Obama has played the race card, the McCain campaign can really only do one thing: bring his illegitimate black child out on the campaign trail with him. Just like he did in 2000.

2008-07-29T20:01:00.000-07:00

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Poll Questions for a New America

2008-07-01T19:05:00.001-07:00

Who do you think should be taxed more?A) Rich American PatriotsB) Child Molesting Mexican Illegal Aliens

Gladstoning

2008-05-29T19:46:00.000-07:00

Gladstoning is the latest internet-inspired real-life activity that's sure to find a loyal geek following among the steampunk/flash mob crowd and be much twittered about if little practiced. It is inspired by the morally ambiguous extra-curricular work of the late British Prime Minister and is kinda like geohashing, except instead of trying to meet up at a random place on the map, you find a

OLPC Sucks MS Balls

2008-05-15T19:16:00.000-07:00

You may remember OLPC from such rants as "No Laptop Per Me program update". Well, they've pissed me off again.First, let me say I finally got my laptop near the end of February. Played with it for about a week. Some things were fun. But generally it was slow and certain touted features like being able to peek at the source code of any application don't seem to work yet. It's been relegated

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